Build Your Own Conspiracy Kit

Tinfoil hat included!

Have you ever wondered where conspiracy theories come from? Look no further than your fridge!

Our new Build Your Own Conspiracy Theory Kitincludes over 450 totally reliable words and phrases that you can piece together to prep for Fox News appearances or entertain your friends. Just scramble the tiles and blame your failures on the dark underworld that controls the Academy of Motion Pictures or find fun new topics to discuss with your uncle who watches Tucker Carlson. 

Kit contains over 450 word tiles that magnetically stick to your fridge, filing cabinet, or anyone who has received their second shot of the Pfizer vaccine. 

50% of profits from this kit will be donated to voting rights organizations.